Hello, I’m broke

You know when someone comes up to you and tries to have a one-ended conversation with you, and you really don't care about the discussion because they only talk about themselves, so you just nod and agree with the occasional 'yes', 'oh, really?' and 'mhmm'?

Well that's the entirety of my pathetic shitty blog, but it's also how i'm going to bore you to tears again today.

I have a decently paying job, and Premium Bonds (OH. MY. GOD. ASKING ABOUT YOUR PREMIUM BONDS IS SUCH A PAIN! LIKE, THE WOMAN WOULDNT TELL ME AND NOW I HAVE TO SIGN FORMS AND GET THE ANSWER IN 4 OR 6 WEEEEEEEEKKKKKSSSSS?!?!?!?! OH SHIIIET NIGGAH!) And I seem to believe that I need to save up for university, although i dont have to to that much of an extent since i will be getting a job inevitably by the time im there.

Also you should all care about the fact that I have a car, and THE M.O.T AND CAR TAX HAVE TO BE PAID AT THE SAME TIME WAAAAAAHH Even though that isn't particularly strenuous or difficult... At least it wouldnt be if I put some of my own money towards things i have to fucking pay.

So here's another question for all of my many followers, especially the 45 for Tyneside Upper Swanlington (the rich district of Damascus):
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